Toyota plunges $45M investment into...rockets

Written By: Someone who drives a Tesla

1/14/25 - 1 Minute Read

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When Toyota car sales rise and their EV line hits an all time high we all know what the next step is, invest it into rockets!

Stockholders must be thrilled knowing the modest car company they are investing in is now the stock that will take them to the moon. Toyota believes there shouldn’t be only one car company exploring rocket technology. Japan launched just 2.5% of the equivalent amount of satellite launches to the US in recent years but we are glad this $45M will now pitch in to pay for the fuel.

As a Tesla owner myself, if I had $45M to spend on rockets and be considered the 2nd place Elon Musk I wouldn’t need melatonin to sleep as I would just dream about us meeting one day on a trip to Mars. I am excited to see the Toyota CEO start endorsing Donald Trump on X and what his next childs name will be.